Your sensitivity therapist called. Said you’re a bastard.

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Chapter 13, Page 23

Chapter 13, Page 23

And now comes the performance review.  There usually isn’t anyone around to take notes when Jacob’s finished his work…

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Jacob: Okay, first of all...these guys are really green. Totally reliant on their size and strength...it's like they've never heard of judo. Second, why do they have testicles? At least move them inside the rib cage or something. And third...

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Discussion (14)¬

  1. Moving the testicles inside the rib cage would make them infertile, but they would still get the hormonal regulation, right?

    (I assume there’s not an easy way to make them still fertile, otherwise evolution would have solved that glaring weakness a while back.)

  2. dwwolf says:

    Sperm needs lower temperatures to remain viable that is the only reason we have external testes.

  3. ulzgoroth says:

    It’s solved in dolphins and whales. And birds, though they may not have the temperature problem in the first place (which is another solution).

    I would think that putting them inside the pelvis would be sufficient, though. Moving them up to the rib cage would be overkill.

  4. --jt-- says:

    Putting them in or next to the lungs might cool them down with all that heavy breathing.

  5. Darls Chickens says:

    “Third, not one of ’em drew a weapon. So, what’s in all that gear they’re wearing? Picnic supplies?”

    At least their hats stayed on.

  6. Madorakas says:

    The idé was for the brahmin (giggle) to test their metal against a genocide man, so no weapons allowed.

    Also why not modifie the Brahmin (giggle) so that they only grow external testies during mating season and then have that weaknes drop of?

  7. DanielLC says:

    It occurs to me that the fact that the testicles are a weak point is actually the smaller problem. They really shouldn’t be letting these guys breed.

  8. Ro͈̤͕'̰̝̺̹̺̪͟W͈̗͇a̬̰̦̳n̶̻̱̟͚ says:

    Sage lessons from the master………….
    LISTEN and learn well

  9. Sonja says:

    Interesting to read what’s most important for the male commentators: of course the testicle situation! 😀

  10. Moxie Man says:

    Third: I had offered to surrender, but that offer is withdrawn…

  11. --jt-- says:

    Aaaaand the most important issue
    for the (obvious) female to comment on…

    is the men. XD

  12. --jt-- says:

    Oh, and happy valentine’s day.

  13. Richard says:

    Protect mah bawls!
    Sorry, I’ll be quiet now.

  14. Sonja says:

    @–jt–:
    Well of course! XD
    Let’s all go cliché! 😉