Till there was rock you only had God.

— Ziggy Stardust
Page 68

Page 68

I’m just going to leave this one here without comment. 🙂

↓ Transcript
Girii: Wow. Look at it all!
Jacob: I don't like it. It's too open, too many people. We should stick to the side streets, find a small shop...
Girii: No way! Listen, you. I've spent my whole life in a town whose biggest store sold walrus penis bones to tourists. I've never seen a marketplace like this. So I am going to shop.
Roger: What do we do?
Jacob: Only one thing you can do when a woman gets like this.
Roger: What?
Jacob: Sit in the electronics department and watch sports until she maxes the credit card.
Roger: Ah.

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Discussion (7)¬

  1. Sonja says:

    Yeah! Right! And this says a woman! 😀

    Wanted to tell you that I love your comic! It makes my monday.

    Sonja from Germany

  2. Shade says:

    Or if its a shop in a larger mall, head to the food court section and see if there’s a bar that is open.

  3. Antonious says:

    Regardless of where you are, the ONLY safe thing to do is stay out of the way. How you choose to stay out of her way is a moot point. One does not argue with a force of nature, and a woman long denied good shopping is on the same scale as a busted dam.

  4. Kez says:

    HA! Great page. One of the few times where I type LOL and mean it.

  5. skling says:

    Finally got caught up. Nice work!

  6. Remus Shepherd says:

    Folks, I have no idea why the 12/12 comic didn’t update this morning. I know I set it up.

    I’m at work right now; I’ll have to fix it when I get home. Check back this evening. Sorry for the delay!

  7. The small-scale yet important tech changes reminds me a bit of J.G. Ballard who wanted to look at the near-future when he wrote “Vermilion Sands”. It’s just a bit farther in the future than that, but such recognizably possible stuff…